Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... " Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
I I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
If u don't mind If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss...... kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga
: "Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"
LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai...
Arz kiya hy..
(wah wah wah)
Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah wah wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe b bata dena..
Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng
Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.
"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"
Jesy K "AAP"
SMS Karne wala..
Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hn
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.
billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti
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