Flirt Sms

By expecting a negative answer,

Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,

the boy reply a negative answer:

“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

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Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
..
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”


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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because

.
boys have good IMAGINATION

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I heard that good looks can kill…
. So, please don’t look at me
I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

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I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

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Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won't miss out letting you
know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,
the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself,
I can lend you my mirror.

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A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.
Keep smiling! :-)

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Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

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It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

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One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

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U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

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If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

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New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love,
and I don't want
my son to do the same
for your daughter.
So lets make them brother & sister.

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Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don't worry,
flirting is still free.

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The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you,
I'll have to take a bite of u.

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I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

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I believe that
God above created you for me to luv.
He picked me out from all the rest
coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

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U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

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As days go by,
my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms,
I can't wait any longer.

Look into my eyes &
u'll see that it's true,

Day & night my thoughts r of U.

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.

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Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn't wish for u to love me,
coz I don't want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.

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Those who can't have u hate u,
those who have u can't handle u,
those who abuse u lose u,
& then there are those like me
who just can't refuse u!

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I have had a really bad day and
it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?

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Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you!

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Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u'll always remain.

Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing
but a smile from u.

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U may b out of my sight
but not out of my heart.

U may b out of my reach
but not out of my mind.

I don't know what I mean 2 u,
but u'll always be special 2 me.

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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

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Don't send any messages,
I don't want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,




coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

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If u see some one without a smile,
give him one of urns,
coz u r among a few good people
who can shine others lives

by just walking with him a few miles.

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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but
Every time I call it says:
The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!

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Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts

and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

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Hey,
I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!

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U may be out of my sight
but not out of my heart.

U may be out of my reach,
but not out of my mind.

I may mean nothing to u
but u'll always be special to me.

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I don't care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced
& how many times u’ve said,
I luv u!
All I care is not b the first
but 2 b ur last!

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Without ur SMS
days are like:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
&
Sadday.

So send me SMS everyday.

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Excuse me,
do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
what a good swimmer I would be?

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I know you think
I'm cute,

I know you think
I'm fine,

but like the other guys,
take a number and

wait in line!

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In da mornin
I don’t eat

coz I think of u,

at noon
I don’t eat

coz I think of u,

in da evenin
I don’t eat

coz I think of u,

at night
I don’t sleep

coz Im hungry

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I’ll give u one kiss
to go to sleep.

I’ll give u two kisses
to dream.

I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning,
think of me.

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I used to think that
dreams do not come true,

but this quickly changed the moment
I laid my eyes on you.

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A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss isn't a kiss

without the tongue,

so open ur mouth
& close ur eyes
& give ur tongue some exercise.

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Faith makes all things possible,
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile
brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!

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If love & friendship
could be brought or sold as

if they were Stocks
& Shares those wise enough
to invest in you SEXY
would all be millionaires!!!

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Little keys can open big locks,

simple words can express great thoughts.

A text from u never fails

to make me smile the whole day through.

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If you say my eyes are beautiful

it's because

they're looking at you,

for my eyes are just the windows

my feelings come through.

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Walk with me

when ur hearts needs company,

take my hand when u feel all alone,

turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,

coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

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It takes two to tango,
two to kiss,
two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things
come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!

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My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left‚¦
ICU
Or
U C Me.

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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

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I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

U = Ur friend (Uroosa)

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