"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"
"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."
Back to School
The Winter Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break.
"We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania," he replied.
Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Substitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Billy: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
Close to Ground
Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
Harold: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Harold: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I did.
Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
Writing in Dark
Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.
Man has always pursued education measures to equip himself with the needs of progressing in this ever-dynamic world. However, in the process he forgot something! He became a shining student, a gifted teacher, an impressive professor, a budding scholar and an intellectual but he forgot to laugh. With Education Jokes you can penetrate into the funny side of learning. Circumstances keep on arising where humor is blended with the challenging faculties of the mind.
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