Sms Jokes

    Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
    jee nahi lagta hai kahin
    kya ye pyaar hai??”
    “Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
    Phone Call for Sehwag:
    Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
    Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
    Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
    Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”
    In the YeAr 2050,
    FAther Angrily to
    His LKG Kid – “I Told you
    a Hundred Times,
    You Were Only BORN,
    At first, it was
    Alibaba & 40 Thieves


    it is Alibaba & 30 Thieves
    What happened?
    Recession Boss!!!

    Alibaba has removed 10 thieves from his group…
    Cost Cutting….

    Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
    Eiffel Tower.??


    Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can’t Jump…
    Think different…
    Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain.
    Please tell them your age!
    Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
    Circuit: simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
    INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
    Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
    Newton's First law:

    A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

    Why does a Blonde
    keep Empty Beer bottles
    in her fridge.?



    They are for
    Those who Don’t Drink…..

Sms Jokes

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