Rude Sms

    If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
    If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
    Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.
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    How Dogs and Women are alike?

    Neither believe that silence is golden,
    Neither can balance a checkbook &
    Both put too much value on kissing.
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    If ever I was rude to u,
    If ever I was angry with u,
    If ever I misbehaved with u,
    then don’t hesitate,

    JUST SLAP yourself

    Mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
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    Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
    saying that you are the next.
    They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!


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    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    I was born smart & handsome,
    but what the hell happend to u?
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    How to keep an idiot entertained
    *press down*
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    How to keep an idiot entertained
    *press up*

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    A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
    an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
    a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
    but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms


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    Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …

    Nahi na …

    Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”
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    Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
    pagalon ke maharaja,
    bewaqufon k sardar,
    noore chashme husne paglistan
    sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!
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    Thank you yaar
    Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
    Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

Rude Sms

    Life is not easy and this is the true depiction of life. Whenever novel ideas are generated and the old ones are discarded there are chances that we need to change the previous thought processes and the systems, which itself is not an easy process. Along with this phenomenon of change there are certain chances of mishandling of things when their access becomes common. As technology has become common amongst the commoners some creates disturbance for others. Through the massive use of mobile technology sometimes the users face difficulties with intrusion of privacy. And it is always vital to give the correct message at the right time, with the groomed perspective that girls and boys are on the equal grounds and can handle things on their own.

    Rude sms is vital in this regard when you need to tell the person or the privacy intruder that there is a distance that needs to be maintained. Rude sms makes a person realize their fault and defines the boundaries. Rude sms is a clear message of the denied access maintaining the uninvited boundaries. Send rude sms and make sure that there is a clear message from your end. Even when this is not the matter of privacy intrusion or you wish to tell the other person that they are not welcomed in certain situation rude sms plays a vital role. In this modern world where time is considered as money your instant message in the form of rude sms is an easy way to communicate your desired thought and its time saving as well.

    Tomasha helps you in communicating the message you need to translate to the counter person by expressing them in right measure of words that are neither vulgar nor understated, the right message at right time. Log on tomasha and send the rude sms to people who do not realize the importance of boundaries.