Naughty Sms

    Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
    Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
    Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.
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    Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai,
    Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,
    Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi,
    Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai....
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    Aap cartoon
    Aap k bhai cartoon
    Aap ki sister cartoon
    Aap k abbu cartoon
    Aap k bachay cartoon
    Aap ki puri family cartoon
    .
    .k.

    Dekhte hain ya nahi?
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    1 murghi super market gae aur kaha: 1 anda dena
    Salesman: tum anda kya karogi?

    Murghi: q k murgha ne bola hai darling! 5 rupay k liye apna figure khrab mat kro


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    Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish

    When i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss me

    I Allowed

    Now i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows
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    ATTENTION ALL!
    Halaat kharab hugaey hain
    Abhe abhe 4 dhamakay aur thori bohot firing hui hai
    .


    Mere pait
    mein:-)
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    Ek aurat ki 8 larkia'n thi aur sb ka naam 'Chandni' tha.

    Kisi ne pucha- Tum kisi ek ko kese bulati ho?

    Aurat- Lo kr lo baat, Sab k sur-name alag hyn... =P ;)
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    World's Shortest Love Story
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    .
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    He Smiled...

    She Smiled...

    Baby Cried...:p;->


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    Eik Piyari Si Surat,
    Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
    Thodi Shahrarat,
    Thodi Mohabbat,
    Thodi Masti,
    Thoda Maza,
    Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
    .
    .
    Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
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    DOCTOR BAchEy 2 he Achey

    WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin

    LADY PehLe tu 2 he thAy
    LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to
    Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy

Naughty Sms

    What is a friendship when there is no mischief in it? You play, you tease that is the true essence of friendship. The sullen moods are elevated through mischief. Jokes are essential for the good times of life. They are the laughter therapy affecting the mundane aspects of life.

    Naughty sms are important in bringing the joys in the daily routine of life. You are sitting getting bored and all of a sudden you hear a message beep on your mobile and here goes a laughter catharsis as your friend has send you a naughty sms. There is nothing as precious as a hearty laughter, and naughty sms is brings that to your friends. Your friend is unhappy, sad at the moment and you are not around, send them a naughty sms that can ease the tension bringing laughter to them. You are bored and there is not much to do send a naughty sms and you will find yourself in a funny correspondence with your friend.

    Send your friends the naughty sms, tell them that you love to tease them, tell them that in the middle of the day you think of them and wish them to laugh along you. Tell them life is wonderful when you can share the naughtiness with them. Send the naughty sms now as there must be a friend sitting somewhere wondering where you have been and your naughty sms that would be source of laughter to him or her will rejuvenate the essence of your friendship even when there has been a barrier of time.

    Use tomasha and update your friends with all the mischief that you could accumulate. Send them naughty sms and keep your friendship intact with fun and laughter as there is nothing better in life that a good friend with whom there is no barrier of words.