Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.
Maths teacher if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to aruna,
3 to anitha and 4 to kavita then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
In the cruel world it's very difficult to find a friend with beautiful feelings,
pure heart, smart personality and stylish looks so don't lose me.
Sorry for distrubing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.
Argument between British and India.
British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.
Wife to husband: how many girl friends do you have before marriage?
Husband: remains silent.
Wife: what is the meaning for the silence?
Husband: don’t disturb while counting.
Question : What is the full-form of Maths?
Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.
Read it carefuly: tomorrow's yesterday is today yesterday's tomorrow is today
.but today yesterday was yesterday's today. tomorrow's today is today's tomorrow.
Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…
DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik
Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
A cute love story with happy ending:
One day somebody proposed u!
U said: "i am Not interested."
This way, somebody lived a happy life .
Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
A Simple fact:
Boys Can Never B
3 Things In Life:
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)
One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
Just do it :p
2 MEN TALKING
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys :P
Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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