Funny Hindi Sms

    no visits... 
    no calls.. 
    no sms's... 
    no letters... 
    no missed calls.. 
    I'm worried... 
    kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

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    Aapke haath me 
    mobile hai.. 

    Chehere pe khubh c 
    smile hai... 

    SMS ki aChchi khasi 
    File hai... 

    Phir bhi 
    SMS nahi karte... 

    yaar, yeh kaun sa 
    stupid style hai?? 

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    SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU

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    Medical Shayari 
    When you breathe, you respire! 
    Wah Wah! 
    When you breathe, you respire! 
    Wah Wah! 

    When you don't breathe, you expire! 
    Wah Wah, kya baat hai! 


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    Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! 
    Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.  
    Santa: Kya naam hai uska? 
    Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" 

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    Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.

    Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

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    Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? 
    Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.

    Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

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    Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna,

    Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna' 


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    Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.

    Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

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    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain…..
    JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! *wah wah wah *

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    Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
    Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
    Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
    To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

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    Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
    Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
    Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
    Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

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    Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
    Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
    Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
    Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

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    Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
    dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
    par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
    ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

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    Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
    thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
    dil tut kar reh gaya,
    jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

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    Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
    Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
    Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

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    Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
    husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
    faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
    ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

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    Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
    wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
    main sindoor le kar khada tha
    wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

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    Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
    Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
    Zamana teji ka hai,
    Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
    Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
    Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

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    Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
    Hawa me udna panchi ka style
    Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
    Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

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    Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
    Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
    Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
    Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

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    Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
    Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
    Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
    Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

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    Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
    Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
    Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
    Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

Funny Hindi Sms

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