Sports Jokes

    The NFL Team names
    When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.

    Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys

    Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs

    Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders

    San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers

    Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks

    Trophy Room Stolen
    A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.

    Digger Phelps quotes
    Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom

    From the NCAA Tournament:

    "Basketball is a game of two halves."

    "We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins."

    "You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middle."

    "He's like all great players -- not great yet."

    "You don't score 86 points without being able to shoot."

    Quotes of Yogi Berra
    Yogi Berra Quotes

    "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

    "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."

    "If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them."

    "No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded."

    "We made too many wrong mistakes."

    "You can observe a lot by just watching."

    "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4." - Yogi Berra

    Baseball in Heaven?
    Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

    Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

    One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.

    "Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked.

    "Of course it me," Bob replied.

    "This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

    "Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

    "Tell me the good news first."

    "Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl."

    "Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

    "You're pitching tomorrow night."

    He is new to baseball
    Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

    "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
    "Really? How'd you do that?"
    "I dropped the ball."

    She's new to football
    A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
    "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
    "What do you mean?" he asked.
    "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

    Heaven playing sports
    St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.
    "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."
    "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."

    An extremely loyal fan
    There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

    When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

    The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

    Play as James Bond
    Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.

    "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."

    "Batted .007," his wife added.

Sports Jokes In Detail

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    The American country scene echoes with bullfighting. A lady was attending a bullfight and the guide told her that it was their number one sport. The woman was taken aback and exclaimed, “That’s revolting”. The guide replied that revolting was their number two sport.

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