Paki Jokes

    Pakistani Cricket Team
    There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old.
    As usually happens in most of the marriages the relationship b/w the couple was turning sour.
    So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.
    So they consulted a lawyer.But the big question was who would have the kid?
    In the hearing in the court it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.
    So the judge asked "beta would you like to stay with your mummy ?"
    Kid said no mummy beats me
    So the judge asked "beta would you like to stay with your papa then ?"
    Kid said no papa beats me
    Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do...after pondering for some time he smiled with the idea he had in his mind about the child......
    and he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with...... Any guesses??????
    come on I know you can make it......
    ok here goes......
    the answer: the kid would stay with The Pakistani Cricket Team,
    Why????
    because They never beat anybody. .

     

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    Pakistan Zinda Baad

    Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen lafz kehna chahta hoon...
    woh teen Lafz jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye.
    Yeh teen Lafz mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge.
    Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen Lafz - "Pakistan Zinda Baad".



    Fly In The Bottle

    Wat would an american, chinese, pakistani and indian do if a fly gets into his water bottle.....

    The american would suck the fly and then drink the bottle.
    The chinese will eat the fly and through the bottle away.
    The pakistani would say that the indians have sent this fly.
    And the indians would say that this fly has came from pakistan and it has also some relations with the taliban and a pakistani i-d card would also come out from the fly.

    A Typical Pakistani Child

    A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white paianted main gate and becomes very angry and call upon her child;

    mother: ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints over main gate?

    ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to open the gate.

    Captured By Pakistani Army

    Three indian soldiers, jai reddy (tamil), joy bosu (bengali), and santa Singh are captured by pakistani army. The pakistani corp commander does not want to have them as pows and has decided to execute them. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

    The reddy asks for a masala dosa, which he is served and then taken away.

    The boss requests a machli bhath, which he is served and also taken away.

    Santa requests sarson ka saag and makki di roti. The captors are surprised and reply ' sarson?'

    'yes, sarson.'

    'arre sarson to is season mein aati nahin hai!'

    'koi gall nahin. Asee intezaar karanga'

    Pakistani Innings

    What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

    The entire Innings of Pakistani Cricket Team.


    Going Abroad

    General Zia, late Pakistani president, while driving round Islamabad came across long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad.

    He got out of his car and joined a line to find out why so many people were wanting to leave the country.
    No sooner did people see their president with them they left the queue to return to their homes.

    President Zia asked them why they were doing so.
    They replied: 'If you are leaving Pakistan, there is no need for us to go.


    Oil Search

    "They say Pakistanis are prospecting for oil in Sindh and Punjab.
    Is that true?'

    'Yes.
    But not to get petrol to run motor cars.
    Only to grease the palms of politicians and ministers.



    A Hair-Raising Tale

    This one comes from General Pervez Musharraf's trusted personal barber who had become infected by the popular demand for the restoration of democracy.

    One morning, while clipping the president's hair he asked:
    Gareeb pur war: When are you going to have elections in Pakistan?
    The president ignored the question with the contempt it deserved from a military dictator.

    At the next hair-cutting session, the barber asked: '
    Aalijahl Isn't it time you redeemed your promise to have elections?
    The president controlled his temper and remained silent.

    At the third hair-clipping session the barber again blurted out: '
    Banda Nawaz, the awam (commofi people) are clamouring for elections; when will you order them?
    The president could not contain himself any longer and exploded:
    Gaddaar! I will have you taught a lesson you will never forget!
    and he ordered his minions to take away the barber and give him ten lashes on his buttocks.

    The barber fell at the great man's feet and whined:
    Zill-I-Illahi (Shadow of God), I eat your salt; how can I become a gaddaar (traitor)?
    I only mentioned elections to make my job easier.''
    What do you mean?' demanded Gen. Musharraf.
    'Every time I utter the word election, your Excellency's hair stands on edge and is much easier to clip.

    Keep Your Mouth Closed

    A gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Lahore to have an aching tooth taken out.

    The Lahoree dentist asked him, Surely you have dentists in Islamabad?
    You did not have to come all this way to have your teeth attended to.

    We have no choice.
    In Islamabad we are not allowed to open our mouths, replied the man with the aching tooth.

Paki Jokes In Detail

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