Fool Sms
Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... \" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?\"
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I I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said \" People should LOVE animals.
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If u don\'t mind If u don\'t feel bad If don\'t hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss...... kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......
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When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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We\'ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
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Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga
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: "Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"
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LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
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Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai...
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Arz kiya hy..
(wah wah wah)
Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah wah wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe b bata dena..
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Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng
Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.
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"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"
Jesy K "AAP"
Ko
SMS Karne wala..
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Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hn
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FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.
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billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti
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Fool Sms
If you have a group of friends, you sure know who the fool in the bunch is. Known as the “village idiot” in the old days, there is always a person in a group of people who is the butt of all jokes and the victim of all practical jokes. If you are that person, you already know who you are, and if you’re not, you will be one of the jokers. As BA said in the A-Team “I Pity da Fool” and if you don’t there is a way to turn everyone you know into a fool.
In this new day and age, SMS is one of the most frequently used methods to communicate and is also the best method to grab people’s attention or make them laugh. Some brilliant minds have thought long and hard about how to use the SMS in a way that can turn into cleverly disguised humor. While random SMS jokes are the craze of teenagers and adults alike today, the clever ones really make you crack up. The main aim of such messages is to make you look like a fool and the sender knows you would fall for their trick. That’s why you should always be careful and not trust whatever it says in a message, who knows, they could be making fun of you for being so gullible!
A clever way that people have found to trick SMS readers is to type a line and then leave a lot of space before they deliver the punch line. This way, when you read the first line and think it is the whole text, you assume something that is not quite true. When you scroll down and see the rest of it, the joke is complete and you understand that the sender just made a fool out of you by playing with your head! If you can’t think of such clever ruses yourself, we can always help you. We have a whole bunch of Fool SMS messages that you can copy onto your phone and send to all your friends to test their wit! So go ahead and have a look at some of the most hilarious Fool SMS you will every find!