April Fool Sms

31st March ho ya 1st april

Fool to Fool hi hota hai.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful

Fool Day to the King of Fools.....................

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Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena


Or kehna


Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->
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Just a friendly reminder -

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April
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LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY


LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY


Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"


To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.
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A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
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Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.
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Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

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Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy






Ek Aur Bana Dya


Happy April Fool In Advance ;->
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Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->
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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha
In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha

Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL hai

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U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

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If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks

-nature

-style

-attitude,

Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL!!!

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Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..
I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ!!
U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2011, APRILFOOL in advance..

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“Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !”

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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

April Fool !!!

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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

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Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U”
To Samajh lenaUs Din
April FoOl Hai.

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If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks

-nature

-style

-attitude,

Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

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God made a daylight n is called Sun
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun
God made a nightlight n is called Moon
God made a U and is
called Cartoon

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If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks

-nature

-style

-attitude,

Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

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i m sending this fool msg
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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”APRIL FOOL”

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"Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

"

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God , that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

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jub ap aieney k pas jatey hoo aina kehta hy BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL,jub ap wapis mortein hn aina kehta hy APRIL FOOL APRIL FOOL.
HAPPY FOOL DAY...

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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"SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL"
spain per qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ny wada kar k ship main swar kiya or kaha k aap hifazat se AFRICA chalay jao ge lekin jab ship sea main gaya to Christians ne Muslims ko zinda jala diya.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN MEMORY OF "MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL"
n Muslims r realy fool...
they celebrate this day.

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the
train ruki, khirki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kaha ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God , that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the

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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this..

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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the
train ruki, khirki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kaha ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA

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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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n hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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fact 1u can not touch all your teeth with ur tongue after reading the fact 1 all fools try this
fact 1 is false

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Don't Wish to any one for April fool, it is not for muslims.

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WARNING ! ! !

 

This is a VIRUS . . .

 

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....

.DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

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Boy 2 hiz girl frnd: i luv u.
Girl: O really.
Boy: No, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z April f00l.

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar jhoote ko.

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

 

 

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

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For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

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If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

 

If don't hesitate

 

Please......

 

give me a

 

K

 

ki

 

kis

 

kiss

 

kiss......

 

 

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

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I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

 

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

 

I love you a lot..

 

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

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I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

 

Read caps word reversely.

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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...

book from your bag and study..

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

 

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

 

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

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When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

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Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

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Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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Ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!

Hi!
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile,
hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel,
politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot?

“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”

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My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental

10% senti
and

90% mental!!!

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If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks

-nature

-style

-attitude,

Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

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Hi

Wat r u doing??
I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring

palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian

brain….

In Short…..

Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!! :)

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I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

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Hiiiiiiii
Doing nothing???

Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK” :p

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When things in wrong

and sadness fills ur heart

and tears flow in ur eyes

Always remember 3 things

*** I m wid u
*** u hav money
*** KFC is open

lets GO :)

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”

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Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?

Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more.

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My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight…..

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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

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Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!

Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is â?oApril Fool Dayâ? and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefullyâ?¦..

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Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him… How dare he fool u before April 1st.

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Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.

Surprised?

After 1 Day Is 1st April,

U r the 1st Fool Of 2009 :)

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U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!

U know How??

007 * 60 = 420

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A day will come…

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

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