Funny Sms
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.
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Maths teacher if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to aruna, 3 to anitha and 4 to kavita then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
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In the cruel world it's very difficult to find a friend with beautiful feelings, pure heart, smart personality and stylish looks so don't lose me.
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Sorry for distrubing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.
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Argument between British and India.
British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.
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Wife to husband: how many girl friends do you have before marriage?
Husband: remains silent.
Wife: what is the meaning for the silence?
Husband: don’t disturb while counting.
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Question : What is the full-form of Maths?
Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
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Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.
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Read it carefuly: tomorrow's yesterday is today yesterday's tomorrow is today.but today yesterday was yesterday's today. tomorrow's today is today's tomorrow.
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Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…
Funny Sms
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